The sassy bitch Leeroy is so much better than you.
“who was that guy you were talking to earlier?”
“harry move i don’t have time for this..”
“NO YOU’RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND TELL ME WHO WAS THAT GUY YOU WERE TALKING TO EARLIER!”
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
APPARENTLY TONIGHT NIALL WAS LIKE “U WANNA HEAR THE BEST SONG EVER???” AND THE CROWD STARTED SCREAMING AND HE WENT “OK GOOD HERE’S KISS YOU” IM SCREAMING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH